Driving home from S.C.

We split the ride back into two days – mostly it was uneventful, but I did write the following two letters on the way home:

Dear West Virginia,

It’s only 3 inches of snow. One lane on the highway is unacceptable. Learn how to plow.

Love,
Massachusetts

Dear weird man in the chevy truck with the thank you President Bush bumper sticker (CT plate),

Why did you make a pretend gun with your hand and shoot at us? Do you not like our Obama sticker? At first I thought I was imagining things, but then you “shot” at me again when we passed you. Sorry I had to shoot back, but I’m from Lowell so don’t f*ck with me you snotty Connecticut boy.

Love,
Jen