Insemination Round #2

The first nurse was HORRIFIC!  The Wife was in pain, as was clear from her facial expressions and the numbness in my hand as she squeezed with power beyond her usual strength.  After fifteen minutes of proclaiming, “I don’t want to torture you,” nurse #1 gave up and fetched nurse Mary.  Suddenly the experience took a 180-degree turn as Mary effortlessly found the Wife’s cervix and finished the insemination.

We went home and took a nap… I also spent some time talking to the Wife’s stomach, telling her eggs to get to work and grow some twins.  I have decided that this is going to work this time, and we’re going to get two little ones for the price of one!